TLU - Elysium's Retarded Alt Guild on CB - Page 10

Playg · 04-27-2008, 10:40 PM

I was stranded on the streets living in poverty when I first heard the whispers of TLU. The rumors of their LARP'ing ability was the first thing I'd heard in years that gave me a desire to live again, so I crawled (the muscles in my legs had atrophied so much that I could no longer walk due to laying on the ground in the god-forsaken alleys in self-pity praying that my life would finally end) to the nearest free Wi-fi cafe and checked out this thread. After creaming my pants non-stop for the next 15 minutes (an awkward sensation [or lack of one] when you can't feel below your waste) I regained my senses enough to realize what I needed to do. I tore the mouse out of the computer, using it's cord to strangle the first person outside that walked by wearing a Rolex and then I used their stolen money to start up an account and join TLU. Under the tutelage of Thorris and the rest of the TLU Council I not only regained my desire to live, but I regained the use of my legs, lost 55 lbs*, and received a job as CEO for Exxon! All this in addition to ww1st'ing every mob in game, including ones not yet released, as well as some in other games without ever installing said games, such as some of the early bosses in WAR and in WoW's Sunwell Plateau!!

P.S. Those guilds who were deceitful enough to steal screenshots from TLU deserve to have Satan himself burn the flesh from your miserable bones.

*Playg's results are not typical, TLU in addition to LARP'ing and protein shakes caused this miraculous change.

Taja · 04-27-2008, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Playg

I was stranded on the streets living in poverty when I first heard the whispers of TLU. The rumors of their LARP'ing ability was the first thing I'd heard in years that gave me a desire to live again, so I crawled (the muscles in my legs had atrophied so much that I could no longer walk due to laying on the ground in the god-forsaken alleys in self-pity praying that my life would finally end) to the nearest free Wi-fi cafe and checked out this thread. After creaming my pants non-stop for the next 15 minutes (an awkward sensation [or lack of one] when you can't feel below your waste) I regained my senses enough to realize what I needed to do. I tore the mouse out of the computer, using it's cord to strangle the first person outside that walked by wearing a Rolex and then I used their stolen money to start up an account and join TLU. Under the tutelage of Thorris and the rest of the TLU Council I not only regained my desire to live, but I regained the use of my legs, lost 55 lbs*, and received a job as CEO for Exxon! All this in addition to ww1st'ing every mob in game, including ones not yet released, as well as some in other games without ever installing said games, such as some of the early bosses in WAR and in WoW's Sunwell Plateau!!

P.S. Those guilds who were deceitful enough to steal screenshots from TLU deserve to have Satan himself burn the flesh from your miserable bones.

*Playg's results are not typical, TLU in addition to LARP'ing and protein shakes caused this miraculous change.

isn't thorris pregnant with your baby playg?
you abandon him to go play wow, what a deadbeat larp dad.

Gratz TLU on ur mythical
Brian's Knights i expect a mythical from you to keep up for sure.

Luthienne · 04-28-2008, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Playg

I was stranded on the streets living in poverty when I first heard the whispers of TLU. The rumors of their LARP'ing ability was the first thing I'd heard in years that gave me a desire to live again, so I crawled (the muscles in my legs had atrophied so much that I could no longer walk due to laying on the ground in the god-forsaken alleys in self-pity praying that my life would finally end) to the nearest free Wi-fi cafe and checked out this thread. After creaming my pants non-stop for the next 15 minutes (an awkward sensation [or lack of one] when you can't feel below your waste) I regained my senses enough to realize what I needed to do. I tore the mouse out of the computer, using it's cord to strangle the first person outside that walked by wearing a Rolex and then I used their stolen money to start up an account and join TLU. Under the tutelage of Thorris and the rest of the TLU Council I not only regained my desire to live, but I regained the use of my legs, lost 55 lbs*, and received a job as CEO for Exxon! All this in addition to ww1st'ing every mob in game, including ones not yet released, as well as some in other games without ever installing said games, such as some of the early bosses in WAR and in WoW's Sunwell Plateau!!

P.S. Those guilds who were deceitful enough to steal screenshots from TLU deserve to have Satan himself burn the flesh from your miserable bones.

*Playg's results are not typical, TLU in addition to LARP'ing and protein shakes caused this miraculous change.

Testify! Hallelujah!

Are you and Thorris registered at Babys R Us or USA Baby? I still have not received an invite to the baby shower.../deeply saddened.

Lord Annoyoboy · 04-28-2008, 07:54 PM

The time will come my child....it will come.

Ethar · 04-28-2008, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by the_mo

erm... do you actually know, what LARP is? from what youre writing, you dont.

LARP - live action roleplaying

means dressing up appropriately (also involves coloring yourself black when playing a darkelf and wearing red contacts), getting weapons (mostly made of plastic) and GOING OUT TO RL AND PHYSICALLY PLAYING YOUR CHARACTER

you simply cant LARP in an MMO since LARPING takes place in the nature and not behind a PC.

YOU CAN LARP ON THE INTERNET AND YOU CAN'T SELL THAT IT'S NOTRADE RETARD

TLU isn't Elysiums alt guild. I'm pretty sure I started it with Kaylee while I was guildless, Tequivas being a real life friend of mine.

Thanks to everyone who went emo over the screenshots. You guys made my day <3.

Thajuggernaut · 04-28-2008, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethar

YOU CAN LARP ON THE INTERNET AND YOU CAN'T SELL THAT IT'S NOTRADE RETARD

TLU isn't Elysiums alt guild. I'm pretty sure I started it with Kaylee while I was guildless, Tequivas being a real life friend of mine.

Thanks to everyone who went emo over the screenshots. You guys made my day <3.

You have no idea how serious screenshots are...

I heard TLU raised the requirements for entry due to an overflow of applicants. You must now parse 7000 LPS...(larps per second)...
WW top guild require WW top players...

Lord Annoyoboy · 04-28-2008, 11:05 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, that was Brother Ethar.

Ethar · 04-29-2008, 05:46 PM

Either move this epic failure of a your guild sucks to carebear corner or LFG please add some real flames since you created a your guild sucks about a fictional alt guild.

EDIT for clarity.

Lord Annoyoboy · 04-30-2008, 01:03 AM

/salute Brother Ethar

Thajuggernaut · 04-30-2008, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Ethar

Either move this epic failure of a your guild sucks to carebear corner or LFG please add some real flames since you created a your guild sucks about a fictional alt guild.

EDIT for clarity.

Wait a minute... Are you trying to tell me that a bunch of asshats got all fired up and lodged complaints about a guilds reuicruitment thread ..
just to find out later that they are dumber than anyone supected possible ?
I think this is in fact the reality of the situation...

LARP HO!