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Originally Posted by Sassybritches
How are my children illegitimate???? Go back to cock gobbling some random dude and stfu already....
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Now with some Kripke-esque philosophical distinctions.
Does "marrying your children's father" mean that you were unmarried when they were born?
Or does "your children's father" merely act as a reference to some dude that you were actually already married to?
Either way. If you were unmarried when your children were born, then they are illegitimate. Dumbass.