Originally Posted by Laalon

Pics, or it never happened....


Edit - PS - Rlam is an actor irl, can you tell?

Originally Posted by Laalon

Pics, or it never happened....


Edit - PS - Rlam is an actor irl, can you tell?

Originally Posted by Rlam

you caught me...

it was love at first sight with phal... back then we simply referred to her as ... steve.

many a night i sat in my chair, yearning to feel closer but the keystrokes on my 'w' key never seemed to do the trick. i knew it was wrong and i knew that i was deep in debt to larrs... the giver of mac n cheese... but there she was on my screen... in gnome form. The butt of a 7 year old and the glasses of an aging hippy... i knew i had to have her, if by no other means than force.

After a long day of thinking... and masturbating... and then clear headed thinking i decided to take my 'steve' from anyone else. I entered the room and locked the door behind me... closed the window but opened the blinds because i wanted the world to see what true love was. and then... i took a chance...

You tell Phal, "Darling..."
Phal tells you, "huh? :oP"
You tell Phal, "Tonight is the night my love..."
Phal tells you, "ya its laundry night. i havent had a clean thong in like a week."
You tell Phal, "Let go of that which keeps you from my arms... Run to me!!!"
Phal tells you, "What zone are you in? You doing an instance?"
You tell Phal, "Dont toy with me love, be mine!!!"
Phal tells you, "This is my swashie, go buy your own."

It became clear... she was just using me and so I did what any self-respecting man would do in my situation; i finished up in a napkin and went to sleep.

THE AGONY this woman caused me... how could i have been so foolish!!! To love again after being hurt so many times before!?!?! Have you no soul woman! Care ye not for my heart? If thou dost rip open mine chest you will find my cavity to be quite the lonely traveller, a lover scorned as it seems as well... that my heart has been underneath your shoe the entire time and now it resides in the soft patch of grass that your heel pushed it in...

It is a cold night on the moors... the darkness envelops me with no sign of hope nor shred of light... this is my grave that God dug when he ripped me from my mother's womb... and so... goodnight!!








Jim Bean and Tequila shots ftw its fucking cinco de mayo bitches!!!

Originally Posted by Mahgnus

I'm officially divorcein Sorbic (since the prick never gets on vent anymore!), marry me?

Originally Posted by Rlam

show me the rock!!! i dont come cheap... unless u got liquor... then im down like a dress on prom night...

and im pretty sure that i had more of an affair than phal did... if you dont touch somebody in real life then... who the fuck cares. shit man i will cyber you all right now...

RIGHT

NOW

i will even let you call me and listen to me make moaning sounds and send u pictures of my penis (srsly pm me for digits)

but the fact of the matter is that unless i put my penis inside of you... it doesnt fucking matter and its like playing with shaving cream in pre-k.

i miss pre-k...

Originally Posted by Rlam

show me the rock!!! i dont come cheap... unless u got liquor... then im down like a dress on prom night...

and im pretty sure that i had more of an affair than phal did... if you dont touch somebody in real life then... who the fuck cares. shit man i will cyber you all right now...

RIGHT

NOW

i will even let you call me and listen to me make moaning sounds and send u pictures of my penis (srsly pm me for digits)

but the fact of the matter is that unless i put my penis inside of you... it doesnt fucking matter and its like playing with shaving cream in pre-k.

i miss pre-k...