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Old 01-19-2007, 04:49 PM  
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You know, Impulse did take a lot of shit when they transferred. From all directions. They didn't get the tooth because of a lockout or whatever (and probably would have), but they did get the heart. They did do alot of Mistmoore asskicking. The competition has NOT put up much of a challenge.

BUT...

You did NOT come to Mistmoore when the top guilds were cranking on all cylinders. You never had the 'A' game from any of the competition. That is no slight on your accomplishments, but please stop the fucking shit talking about the level of competition prior to your arrival. You know shit about that. Talk about the competition on Perma, you were there to witness that.

To the people that did talk shit to you upon your arrival to MM, they got shown otherwise. There are some fine folks in Impulse I'm sure, I had little direct communication with you guys prior to my departure. I think it would have been alot of fun to have you guys in the mix about 6 months sooner.

Grats to you for your accomplishments and time in the top dog seat.

Best of luck in VG.

Baiynne, get me a Phov sammich, you unemployed shit.
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Old 01-19-2007, 05:08 PM  
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I dunno, if I owned something that bled for 5 days and didn't die I'd be pretty freaked out.
Yeah, that kind of sucks.. but I don't get random erections and all that jazz.. =)

I take back anything I said about the server six months ago. You're right, Talonis. I was just trying to comment on the shit talk we were getting even though it was six months later and y'all weren't who you used to be.

Anyway, yeah Tnilf is a fag, Impulse is the suxorz and hella dead. Time for work!
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Old 01-19-2007, 05:11 PM  
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MY ERECTIONS ARE ANYTHING BUT RANDOM. :-(

GRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Old 01-19-2007, 05:16 PM  
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Tobias you won't ever have to worry about owning a pussy on a period cause you'll never fuck pussy in your life. You are forever cursed to using your right hand(the left one on thursday cause its some dumbfuck ritual you and your gay emo friends use and the occasional backtrack down memory lane with your father). What humble beginnings are you talking about? I'm not upset at all, I just hate small dicked super troopers like yourself who try to justify their ideals like its some worthy crusade Worth trekking on. Get the fuck out of here with your bullshit. And we left perma for our own reasons none of which you keep trying to put out there like its some sort of semi truth. Stop trying to act like John Wayne when all you're emulating is a little bitter bitch who can't seem to get off the dick of my old guild. John Wayne only rode horses, not cock.


And to Talonis: As soon as we joined the server we were hated on for many reasons of which none were really true. I remember getting into a conversation with you or someone else about people in your guilds being burnt out of KOS. I'm not denying the possibility that when we joined the guilds on MM were alot more efficient at killing mobs, but 6 mnths back I was in a guild farming relic from labs 3 times a day lol. 6 months is a long ass time frame shit is bound to change. I think Nucia is commenting on the fact that when we came to the server we were told to expect said guilds you're talking about but I guess we were about half a year too late on the transfer. :P

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Old 01-19-2007, 05:32 PM  
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Are you really reduced your projecting your sexual frustrations on me now?

If I meant as little to you as you pretend, you probably wouldn't be grasping at straws desperately trying to deflect attention from the fact that you couldn't hack it on Permafrost and were reduced to moving to a weak raiding server so you could fulfill your pixelated fantasies.

Anyways, to get back on topic, do you miss having a penis?
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Old 01-19-2007, 05:36 PM  
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You are not wrong, Dark.

I guess the only thing I can offer to you (as a former leader of one of those guilds) is an apology. Yeah, an apology to you and all of Impulse for not giving you guys a better run for the money. It would certainly fall somewhat on my shoulders that I couldn't get the guild's shit together more to put out a little more. We really did have a lot of incredible players. LoTM still does.

All of the shit talking and 'what could have been' aside, we all had some fun and that really is what this is about. Stroking e-peens (or e-clits for the ladies) is extra.

Dark, don't try to come off so hard. I will remind everyone I saw you help one of our folks that got an add on a Matron pull back in the day. You are a softie inside. You're just frontin'
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Old 01-19-2007, 05:43 PM  
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Are you really reduced your projecting your sexual frustrations on me now?

If I meant as little to you as you pretend, you probably wouldn't be grasping at straws desperately trying to deflect attention from the fact that you couldn't hack it on Permafrost and were reduced to moving to a weak raiding server so you could fulfill your pixelated fantasies.

Anyways, to get back on topic, do you miss having a penis?
Talk about grasping for straws.

It's true, Talonis. Darkimus is just a little softy. You should see some of the things he sends to me in tells late at night.. ;) But I just keep telling him, I can't have e-sex with him.. It's not my style.
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Old 01-19-2007, 05:44 PM  
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Yeah because what really gets me off is throwing my sexual fantasies out there to someone I haven't even seen or heard before. GJ buddy enjoy the realdoll you got cause its the closest thing to female contact you'll have. Strippers wouldn't even fuck you because you'd be too busy calling yourself cool staring at a mirror with gothic make up on, you fairy. Just try to actually cut yourself the right way next week when your parents finally tell you they once tried to abort you.

Hobbez is a psychiatrist from what I'm told you should really talk to him one day, cause the route you're headed is joining the Earth Liberation Front and bombing SUV's. Try to stay out of Jail.
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Old 01-19-2007, 05:58 PM  
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I heard Tobias' asshole is pregnant from Darkimus owning his ass.
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:39 PM  
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Much like your mouth is full from sucking excrement out of his anus?

Clean your face off when you're done. :-)
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