Legate

Hey guys.

Straight to the point.Vendetta on Kithicor is just some peice of shit noob guild. Took me a damn week to realise it (looking past their noobness and into the cockels... or maybe even sub cockels of their hearts.. =p) But I've grown to realise that a large number of people are beginning to think that certain classes are only there for one sole purpose...
We raid a few times a week, nothing serious, usually just one group the t3-t4 epic x2's,3's and 4's. Just for the hell of it.
Today one of our Assassins throws up a couple parses of him in SoS (Level 61) where he's parsin about 1.1 K, which is cool :P. I notice at first that its of course from his Assassinate criting LOL...
But then I notice that our Fury parses 0 l 0.00 on every god damn fight.. In a 2 hour + SoS group... Her Zonewide is literally 0 l 0.00
Which leads to a huge debate on what classes are supposed to do what.

Fury isnt parsing because she's to busy healing the group to run up and auto attack, send a 2 second cast time nuke in or even a god damn debuff. (Not even a fuckin proc buff?)

Now, first thing comes to mind, why the fuck are you still in that group?

To give yah a better idea of what their thoughts were I'll give yah some of their "Valid" points about healers! and what they are supposed to do!


(1183520939)[Tue Jul 03 21:48:59 2007] \aPC -1 Boromark:Boromark\/a says to the guild,"Thier DpS sucks anywaty"

Boro has no 70 main, and obviously has never seen a fury or inquisitor DPS... lol

(1183521366)[Tue Jul 03 2106 2007] \aPC -1 Mrylokar:Mrylokar\/a says to the guild,"We didnt expect healers to melee in wow or EQ and I wnt expect them to do it hear"

Self Explanitory.... He keeps this stance the entire time FYI "But! Don't forget in Eq1......" Stfu dude and go cancel your subscribtion.


(1183521434)[Tue Jul 03 21:57:14 2007] \aPC -1 Mrylokar:Mrylokar\/a says to the guild,"Do you expect them to watch your health bars all day AND fight the mob?"

Yes.

(1183521645)[Tue Jul 03 22:00:45 2007] \aPC -1 Mrylokar:Mrylokar\/a says to the guild,"Then answer me this Laugh, why should a priest have to do 2 jobs on a raid while everyone else gets to do 1"

Last I checked, all classes had WAY more than one job in the raid/group.


(1183521976)[Tue Jul 03 22:06:16 2007] You say to the guild,"... I just don't understand how you can be that lazy, like I said.. healing IS the primary objective as a healer, most t7 zones are a cakewalk to heal. Why the hell would you just stand there and do nothing? Thats time your completely useless to a group.

(1183522000)[Tue Jul 03 22:06:40 2007] \aPC -1 Mystika:Mystika\/a says to the guild,"Ummm... You have to sit there to save mana"

Well as if that response wasn't noob enough as is. Lets play your game... *Cough Cough* Spirit of the Bat/Chilling Inquest*Cough Cough*

183522133)[Tue Jul 03 22:08:53 2007] \aPC -1 Mrylokar:Mrylokar\/a says to the guild,"You seem to want to make it mandatory(To do some dps and debuff) with the attitude your takeing"
Pretty much lol

Well guys, decide for yourselves. Is this guild full of Retard noobs who know nothing about game mechanics or the classes in said subject? Or am I all wrong and should we all petition to get Sony to change the Game so Priests only get three spells 1-70.... Small Single heal, large single heal, and group heal.

As a friend of mine once said

"(1183521854)[Tue Jul 03 22:04:14 2007] \aPC -1 Scrimpi:Scrimpi\/a tells you,"its like teaching some american kids math in german"

Onra

I feel it's very important for healers to do dps. I've tried to make sure all healers in my guild are capable of doing high dps. If a fury/inquis/mystic isnt doing at least 1k dps, then something is wrong. And it shouldn't be hard for the classes to hit 1.5k-2k dps on trash in the right groups. Even on hard fights where there is "nothing to do but heal" its essential to get in free auto attacks on any adds etc.

And I have to say that any healer that thinks it's alright to just sit there and regen power is a moron. Power proc gear and casting level 1 nukes if they are really that worried about power ftw....

Whitewash

God damnit where were you people a few months ago when i was screaming about an inquis can do dps and then got burned out for slamming my head into a brick wall with the guild I was in??? And I quote "Your a healer. dont dps. Try to place as high as you can on the heal charts" FUCK THAT SHIT!!!! God Damnit!!

Legate

ROFL! Aye, I thought something was up...

Honestly, if your that worried about power Hearts/Shards/Manastone/ Power Proc gear/ Illusionists/Bards and the list can go on and on and on..

As far as I'm concerned as an inquisitor, with Chilling Inquest on a Rogue or Zerker, I gain more power than I lose most of the time. Funny that I can come near the top of the heal parse and still DPS decently for my gear/Masters :/ God forbid! I must be a leet haxxor

LFG

Just an observation - you say you spent 2+ hours in a SoS group, grouped with level 61s. You are in a guild named Eevo. And you are calling other people noobs. What is wrong with this picture?

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Mephiston

that he was only there for 2 hours, i thought it was illegal to go in there for less than 6?

(fuck you claymore!)

Taylen

Make him play a necro

Heal/Rez/Hearts/DPS/Pets....let him do it....then he'll see that that we only have "one" job on a raid...

Idolvo

[Sarcasm on]

OMG you're trying to say I should DEBUFF, CURE, USE HEALS AND WARD!!!?!?!?!

Don't you know how hard that is!?

[Sarcasm off]

LOL what a bunch of noobs

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Lamil

Maybe he was semi afk watching pron. I used to do that when healing. Isryifudeid.

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oddyophile

What do Wizards, assassins, and Swashbucklers do other than hit the mob and wait for their reuse timers to come back up (other than Swashy's inspiration, even though it's more of the same - DPS)?