You're pretty retarded if you couldn't look me up on EQ2 players and see my perfectly public profile showing me guildless because I don't really give a fuck.
But damn, you bashed Phoenix Wright? Nobody can dislike it, you're a complete retard bashing things you've clearly never experienced. Sort of how like you hardly ever fucking raided with me at all yet keep bashing me, it's so funny!
Since I'm really too lazy to find the funny parses, here's a random Tactician's Armor parse from AV:
Allies: (02:51) 4623471 | 27037.84 [THE LOWER DPS WIZARD-Ice Nova-18237]
438620 | 2565.03 - WIZARD
394416 | 2306.53 - RANGER
367256 | 2147.70 - BERSERKER (MYSELF)
351488 | 2055.49 - RANGER
344903 | 2016.98 - SWASHBUCKLER
329400 | 1926.32 - BRIGAND
284866 | 1665.88 - ILLUSIONIST
280495 | 1640.32 - WIZARD
233695 | 1366.64 - BRIGAND
201396 | 1177.75 - INQUISITOR
168766 | 986.94 - TEMPLAR
167981 | 982.35 - WARDEN
165462 | 967.61 - GUARDIAN
162405 | 949.74 - TROUBADOUR
142775 | 834.94 - TROUBADOUR
132133 | 772.71 - DIRGE
119182 | 696.97 - FURY
109323 | 639.32 - MYSTIC
102289 | 598.18 - PALADIN
67601 | 395.33 - DIRGE
51132 | 299.02 - TEMPLAR
2452 | 14.34 - MYSTIC
989 | 5.78 - DEFILER
First off, I'll openly admit my DPS sucks. I know it's possible for me to do more than that, and I want to improve.
But why would you pick to bash me when on a fairly consistent basis parses in AV were ordered like this?
I'm outparsing, let's see... A ranger, a swashbuckler, two brigands, an illusionist, and a wizard. Not to mention we have a paladin getting outparsed by a mystic!
You call me shitty, what do you call them? I even came fourth on the overall zonewide of that entire MMIS raid, which really, really sucked dick because we wiped so freaking much.
Allies: (01: 19:05) 82709373 | 17430.85 [ILLUSIONIST-Stake Through the Heart-159972]
8315445 | 1752.47 RANGER
7984487 | 1682.72 WIZARD
7223548 | 1522.35 RANGER
5852311 | 1233.36 BERSERKER (MYSELF)
5699863 | 1201.24 SWASHBUCKLER
5620485 | 1184.51 BRIGAND
5306786 | 1118.40 GUARDIAN
5189189 | 1093.61 WIZARD
4723528 | 995.47 ILLUSIONIST
4327454 | 912.00 BRIGAND
3137393 | 661.20 TROUBADOUR
2766616 | 583.06 INQUISITOR
2414337 | 508.82 TROUBADOUR
2150250 | 453.16 PALADIN
2140215 | 451.05 TEMPLAR
1915091 | 403.60 DIRGE
1721628 | 362.83 DIRGE
1647967 | 347.31 MYSTIC
1587114 | 334.48 WARDEN
891367 | 187.85 FURY
542236 | 114.28 TEMPLAR
162036 | 34.15 INQUISITOR
70597 | 14.88 DEFILER
23516 | 4.96 MYSTIC
I don't proclaim to be the best zerker ever, heck my best MMIS zonewide was only 1.7k, with slightly under 25k overall raid dps, without stakes. But out of all these, why would you call me the shitty one and the problem in the guild?
On the overall zonewide you still have the berserker beating the swashbuckler, both brigands, the illusionist (who used a stake), and one wizard. And out of those five only two managed to beat the guardian. Heck you still even have a priest beating the paladin!
And for the record, the illusionist is not Seepen. Don't want anybody to mistake that I'm accusing him of sucking, because I'm not.
You're fucking stupid if you think the berserker is the sole problem with those parses and not all the total ass dps in general.