Top DPS

Manic · 01-01-2007, 04:43 AM

Last night in FTH i saw the light of dps and it was high
the two necros in the raid were doing 3-6k dps that fucking there AA's and god spells own we had one necro toped out @ 6280 80% they didn't take agro only when they hit 5k mark or above. HH for them was 29k fucking nuts.

Morara · 01-01-2007, 10:08 AM

The beauty of necro dps is that the majority of it is spread across a billion agro targets, and it's largely dot based, so by the time the necro or his pets could get agro, the tank has already taunted well over enough to counter it.

The downside to that is we look terrible on short fights where we don't have time to stack our damage.

Doombringer · 01-02-2007, 07:04 PM

Well for my first post i must take my hat off to the necro's who you are refering to, although, parsing that amount for one fight is wonderfull if all you want to do is have the biggest dig on the block. Sorry, but necros aint just about dps, and the best analogy i can use is this.

What would u rather have a 1" cock and 3 women at once saying how great you were? (i.e your guild when u cleared all the mobs in the game) or a 12" dick and 1 woman saying "OMG you are crap") if parsing is all you really care about in this game as a necro, then you aint no necro, or even someone who undertands our class, oh btw have u cleared every mob in the ENTIRE game yet?

No didnt think so, really winds me up when i see posts like this on this "dick waving site" how about you "dick wave" some more once you cleared every mob in game and you appreciate necros for what they there for, not just dps, because if you cleared every mob, the necros in your guild wouldnt be on about what there dps was, rather how well they used there utility spells thats "UTILITY" incase they don't know how to spell it.

Yes i dont know you, and yes you dont know me, but plzz, for the love of god, yes this site is all about "dick waving" how about once they waved there dick amongst every bit of pussy in the game, then we see this post, not before

Oh, and for those naaps who say "u just jelous cos u suck" lol i spell UTILITY with a "U" not an "I" naap"

U all come back now ya here

Ily · 01-02-2007, 07:20 PM

Tashani · 01-02-2007, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Well for my first post i must take my hat off to the necro's who you are refering to, although, parsing that amount for one fight is wonderfull if all you want to do is have the biggest dig on the block. Sorry, but necros aint just about dps, and the best analogy i can use is this.

What would u rather have a 1" cock and 3 women at once saying how great you were? (i.e your guild when u cleared all the mobs in the game) or a 12" dick and 1 woman saying "OMG you are crap") if parsing is all you really care about in this game as a necro, then you aint no necro, or even someone who undertands our class, oh btw have u cleared every mob in the ENTIRE game yet?

No didnt think so, really winds me up when i see posts like this on this "dick waving site" how about you "dick wave" some more once you cleared every mob in game and you appreciate necros for what they there for, not just dps, because if you cleared every mob, the necros in your guild wouldnt be on about what there dps was, rather how well they used there utility spells thats "UTILITY" incase they don't know how to spell it.

Yes i dont know you, and yes you dont know me, but plzz, for the love of god, yes this site is all about "dick waving" how about once they waved there dick amongst every bit of pussy in the game, then we see this post, not before

Oh, and for those naaps who say "u just jelous cos u suck" lol i spell UTILITY with a "U" not an "I" naap"

U all come back now ya here

/puzzled

Edited again - cant stop laughing, 5 stars

northland · 01-02-2007, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Doombringer

Well for my first post i must take my hat off to the necro's who you are refering to, although, parsing that amount for one fight is wonderfull if all you want to do is have the biggest dig on the block. Sorry, but necros aint just about dps, and the best analogy i can use is this.

What would u rather have a 1" cock and 3 women at once saying how great you were? (i.e your guild when u cleared all the mobs in the game) or a 12" dick and 1 woman saying "OMG you are crap") if parsing is all you really care about in this game as a necro, then you aint no necro, or even someone who undertands our class, oh btw have u cleared every mob in the ENTIRE game yet?

No didnt think so, really winds me up when i see posts like this on this "dick waving site" how about you "dick wave" some more once you cleared every mob in game and you appreciate necros for what they there for, not just dps, because if you cleared every mob, the necros in your guild wouldnt be on about what there dps was, rather how well they used there utility spells thats "UTILITY" incase they don't know how to spell it.

Yes i dont know you, and yes you dont know me, but plzz, for the love of god, yes this site is all about "dick waving" how about once they waved there dick amongst every bit of pussy in the game, then we see this post, not before

Oh, and for those naaps who say "u just jelous cos u suck" lol i spell UTILITY with a "U" not an "I" naap"

U all come back now ya here

HUH?!?

Nakurus · 01-02-2007, 10:46 PM

Doombringer your a fucking moron. Speak English.

Iskiab · 01-03-2007, 12:29 AM

Necros have utility? You mean hearts? What else do they have besides hearts? Maybe an int buff, but that's not really utility. WTF is this guy talking about?

Arangor · 01-03-2007, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doombringer

Well for my first post i must take my hat off to the necro's who you are refering to, although, parsing that amount for one fight is wonderfull if all you want to do is have the biggest dig on the block. Sorry, but necros aint just about dps, and the best analogy i can use is this.

What would u rather have a 1" cock and 3 women at once saying how great you were? (i.e your guild when u cleared all the mobs in the game) or a 12" dick and 1 woman saying "OMG you are crap") if parsing is all you really care about in this game as a necro, then you aint no necro, or even someone who undertands our class, oh btw have u cleared every mob in the ENTIRE game yet?

No didnt think so, really winds me up when i see posts like this on this "dick waving site" how about you "dick wave" some more once you cleared every mob in game and you appreciate necros for what they there for, not just dps, because if you cleared every mob, the necros in your guild wouldnt be on about what there dps was, rather how well they used there utility spells thats "UTILITY" incase they don't know how to spell it.

Yes i dont know you, and yes you dont know me, but plzz, for the love of god, yes this site is all about "dick waving" how about once they waved there dick amongst every bit of pussy in the game, then we see this post, not before

Oh, and for those naaps who say "u just jelous cos u suck" lol i spell UTILITY with a "U" not an "I" naap"

U all come back now ya here

Do me a favor and tell me what you think a necro is supposed to do then.

Are necros demanded for their fd/rez? Well it's a great feature for a class, but hardly the reason people want them? Do people want necros because they hand out hearts? Once again, a nice feature, but hardly class defining. Oh wait I got it, people recruit necros into raiding guilds because they can debuff STR/INT/WIS/STA...gotcha.

Yeh right. Necros are good solely because they can do ridiculous amounts of DPS while splitting their hate generation evenly enough that they do not have any aggro issues, and perhaps equally as important can fight for hours due to Alich. If necros didnt have hearts, didn't have a rez, and didnt debuff at all, people would still want them because, well, they would still be top or close to top of the parses (if played by non-retards).

Also your implication that you should "clear every mob in the game" before appreciating a class is so absurd and ridiculously ignorant that I can't even think you're being serious. Are you trying to say then, that you have? I know you don't state that, but are you implying that then YOU do appreciate necros? You do realize that statement implies that ABSOLUTELY NOBODY WHO PLAYS EVERQUEST 2 can appreciate their class, seeing as there are a few mobs nobody has ever downed.

Necros arent about utility. Everybody knows that. Claiming so will end up getting you nowhere because I'm 100% positive nobody in this whole forum will agree with you. DPS is your job, and your claims of necros being a utility class only suggest to me that you're lacking in the former.

I hope you were wasted when you posted that, cause I know I've said some dumb shit when I'm drunk.

Iggy · 01-03-2007, 02:15 AM

hhahahahahahaha what the fuck is he talkin about..