Cupcake

Ok, lets look at this parse. I apologise for several things before hand, mainly that it's only a single target parse. Like I said above, I haven't played this char since April or something so I don't have many left.

Before you moan it's only a single target and that means nothing, hear me out. Firstly, the fight duration is over 5 min's. Basically, we tried 2 grouping some named in Labs, which is why the fight is so long. Because of this, I think we can all agree that my dps shown here is lower than normal or at the very least, not higher.

Second, you can see I don't have fabled weapons by looking at the procs "Turadramin's Venom" and "Koturah's Venom", which both proc off Legendary weapons.

Third, you can see I don't have any other proc items because, well, there are no procs listed.

Fourth, I was only level 68. You can verify this quite easily by looking at the character "Cawn" on AB. You'll see he is still 68.

Fifth, I only had 20 odd AA points. I had none in WIS. Unfortunately, you can't prove this so it's up to you whether you believe me or not.

Sixth, I have poorly upgraded damage abilities and poor INT. You can see this just by looking at my max hits. They suck. I also only had 13 crits in 5mins... yes, I suck.

After all that, I still got 502 dps (which worked out as 490 ext dps - don't know why I didn't have that on there). So, how can you seriously say you can't get higher than what you're getting, considering the gear you have and the guild you're in?

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Gaige

I was talking zonewide parse. I'm sure I can parse higher than 420 on certain encounters.

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Cupcake

Oh for fucks sake, at least read what I wrote.

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Gaige

I did. I just fail to see how that has any bearing. Congrats on parsing 500+ on a 5min parse at 68 with crap gear and spells.

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Cupcake

Grats on sucking as a Dirge, but being too pig headed to see it. Don't feel bad though, if your other Dirge only got 80 more he sucks too. You're not alone.

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Nakurus

On my monk i can parse anywhere from 1100-1400 zonewide (thats without going DPS aa lines)

On my templar I can parse 600-800 on fights if i dont heal :smiley-very-happy:
(My zonewide would be like 200 b/c i would end up healing /sigh)

Kall

Gaige...ummm please read closer.

Rhaz

(36:54) | 17485.26
Rhaz(Ranger) 1697.33 (9%)
Snarkasmo(Swash) 1513.68 (8%)
Therin(Wizard) 1348.73 (7%)
Yomiko(Zerker) 1332.03 (7%)
Vicarious(Assassin) 1304.64 (7%)

This was our top 5 for LoA last night. ^^

Gaige

I can't read or type, at any rate I obviously meant AE avoid instead of DKTM.

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Ballads

Stop the bard Discrimination. Nothing like not getting buffed becasue your not a "DPS class." If you could please put your total dmg and duration of the parse gaige . I find dt is a terrible zone parse with all the running around you do in there.
Kalll's numbers seemed a little fishy because total raid dmg was a little low, but at 41 minutes they did make great time in the zone. Great work for a dirge even if you were fully buffed and aa dps speced. Last time i parsed over 1k in that zone are conj and necro had a nice laugh before they let me in on it.

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