Best in Class Parse Thread

[Traxor]

Originally Posted by Blanka

We have seen your photo u have man boobs.

Blanka makes a RaR about a guy posting his picture. Fails to prove he is any better.
Blanka posts like a toolbag on monk fourms. Gets destroyed.
Blanka talks shit on the all around parse thread. Gets raped by multiple people.

Conclusion. Blanka doesn't post his picture because he is a fat lying bitch who is completely and overly disappointed by his physical appearance.

Difference. Blanka lacks balls. He is all talk

[Traxor]

Pic's or it didnt happen???
try
Pic's or your a fat piece of shit and you need to stfu blanka.

I wont respond to shit you say , its all lies and trash.

[Blanka]

Originally Posted by Traxor

Blanka makes a RaR about a guy posting his picture. Fails to prove he is any better.
Blanka posts like a toolbag on monk fourms. Gets destroyed.
Blanka talks shit on the all around parse thread. Gets raped by multiple people.

Conclusion. Blanka doesn't post his picture because he is a fat lying bitch who is completely and overly disappointed by his physical appearance.

Difference. Blanka lacks balls. He is all talk

Nice format

Traxor tells the world how eagle shriek is the greatest monk skill ever despite it being a complete peice of shit and gets owned by Blanka hard. He realizes that he really would like to suck Blanka's dick after getting owned so hard so..

Traxor thinks he is anybit decent because he posted a parse from PR where he dev fisted 5 times in a 7 minute zone. The whole monk community laughs at him. No luck on impressing Blanka so no dick in his mouth.

Traxor gets called a ginger so he dyes his hair hoping to get Blanka's dick in his mouth, still no luck.

Traxor visits the Permafrost forum gets owned the fuck out of and runs away.

Traxor comes here to the parse forum to drool over parses he never would have come close to and tries again to suck Blanka's dick.

Traxor posts photos of himself showing a serious need of ance medicine and a huge dick imprint on his chin.

Traxor gets desperate and tries anything and everything to get Blanka's dick in his mouth but fails.


I predict you will keep trying to get my dick in your mouth Traxor, it seems it is your life mission. I foresee more and more hours of you making shit up in the hopes of swallowing my load, however sir much lie the rest of your life you will fail at that too. So keep making shit up with nothing to back it up, for us we have pictures of you with shit all over your face, and you hugging pillow like you are a fucking faggot.

Traxor men don't hug pillows, but I can understand you were hiding your erection from your buddy taking the photo. Also you driving your moms minivan doesn't impress anyone and sorry you should be able to afford more then $5 glasses and a $5 shirt when you live at home and don't pay rent.

[Nagash]

some new parses
dirge - http://www.eq2flames.com/dirges/1714...parses-42.html
troubador- http://www.eq2flames.com/troubadors/...thread-21.html

[Berrbe]

You two should just hug it out already.

[Donagoness]

Originally Posted by Nagash

some new parses
dirge - http://www.eq2flames.com/dirges/1714...parses-42.html
troubador- http://www.eq2flames.com/troubadors/...thread-21.html

Can I just ask, how long was there between pulls on these parses?

Your assassin posted a parse from the same raid I think, and he had 3 executes within the 9min duration of combat.

The MINIMUM time you can get 3 executes is 14:00.

So there was atleast 5 minutes down time during pulls.

So, do you just spend a ridiculous amount of time waiting and prepping between pulls, or what?

[Fomka]

Originally Posted by Donagoness

So, do you just spend a ridiculous amount of time waiting and prepping between pulls, or what?

0-20 secs, depending for how long our mt decides to wait for his Decimation (depending on the fight, recast 43 secs minus previous fight time).

[Donagoness]

Originally Posted by Fomka

0-20 secs, depending for how long our mt decides to wait for his Decimation (depending on the fight, recast 43 secs minus previous fight time).

yeah, atleast 20 seconds between each one sounds about right.

From the number on the assassins parse anyway.

[Blanka]

Wow, wish I had 20 seconds between fights.

[Dariuss]

Originally Posted by Donagoness

Can I just ask, how long was there between pulls on these parses?

Your assassin posted a parse from the same raid I think, and he had 3 executes within the 9min duration of combat.

The MINIMUM time you can get 3 executes is 14:00.

So there was atleast 5 minutes down time during pulls.

So, do you just spend a ridiculous amount of time waiting and prepping between pulls, or what?

10 min combat, 24 pulls and 10-15 sec between pulls, 10x24=4 min